Refund Policy

Do We Offer
Refunds?
O' HEX NO!

Look, once the cosmic paperwork has been filed, there is only so much we can do. O' HEX NO! provides digital novelty and entertainment services that may be fulfilled immediately after purchase. That means all sales are generally final once your spell has been cast.

O' HEX NO! wizard judging your refund request

The short
answer is
no.

O' HEX NO! sells digital novelty entertainment. When you purchase a spell, you are purchasing the creation and delivery of a digital entertainment experience, not a physical product that can be boxed back up and returned.

Because fulfillment may begin immediately after payment, completed and successfully delivered orders are non-refundable.

In other words, you cannot un-ring the bell, un-send the email, or ask the wizard to forget what he saw.

Official Policy, Basically

All sales are final once the spell is cast.

If your order was successfully processed and the purchased digital service was fulfilled, we do not provide refunds because you changed your mind, made up with your ex, forgave your coworker, experienced sudden personal growth, or decided that perhaps pettiness was not the answer after all.

O' HEX NO! wizard hiding from refund requests
01

Changed Your Mind?

We respect personal growth. Truly.

Unfortunately, if your spell has already been processed or delivered, your emotional breakthrough does not reverse the transaction.

02

Wrong Recipient Info?

Please double-check names, email addresses, messages, and other information before submitting your order.

O' HEX NO! is not responsible for delivery problems caused by incorrect information supplied during checkout.

03

Didn't Get the Cosmic Outcome You Wanted?

That one is definitely not refundable.

O' HEX NO! is a novelty entertainment service. We do not promise, guarantee, or warrant supernatural results, cosmic revenge, inconvenient Tuesdays, mysterious sock disappearances, or any other real-world outcome.

04

Already Delivered?

Once a digital spell, notification, message, or related service has been successfully fulfilled, the order cannot be returned.

Digital chaos has no return shipping label.

Okay.
There are a
few exceptions.

We're petty, not monsters. If something legitimately went wrong with the transaction or our system, we'll take a look.

We may issue a refund or otherwise correct the problem when the problem is actually ours.

Contact us as soon as possible if you believe one of the following happened. Requests are reviewed individually, and submitting a request does not automatically guarantee a refund.

Duplicate Charge You were accidentally charged more than once for the same order.
Billing Error The amount charged does not match the purchase you actually submitted.
Complete Technical Failure Payment was successfully collected but the purchased service was never fulfilled because of a verified technical problem on our end.

A few
boring
details.

The wizard wanted to stop after the first sentence. Apparently the adults require the rest of this.

Refund Requests

If you believe your purchase qualifies for an exception, contact O' HEX NO! with your order information and a description of the issue. We may request additional information necessary to verify the transaction.

Processing Time

If a refund is approved, it will be returned to the original payment method. Your bank or payment provider may require additional time before the credit appears on your account.

Cast Back Purchases

Cast Back purchases and related upgrades are digital services and are subject to the same refund rules as standard spell purchases.

Add-Ons & Upgrades

Optional upgrades, including anonymity, Extra JuJu, personal messages, Double Trouble, and similar digital add-ons are generally non-refundable once fulfillment has begun or the related order has been delivered.

Chargebacks & Payment Disputes

If you believe there is a legitimate billing problem, please contact us first so we have an opportunity to investigate and resolve it. Nothing in this policy limits any rights you may have under applicable law.

Policy Updates

O' HEX NO! may update this Refund Policy from time to time. The version posted on this page at the time of purchase will generally govern that transaction, subject to applicable law.

So, do we offer refunds? You already know the answer.