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OCTOBER ONLY, WITCHES.
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O' Hex No wizard
WE ARE

Petty spells for petty people.

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O' Hex No wizard
OUR APPROACH

WE DON'T DO
CURSES.
WE DO PETTY.

Nothing dangerous. Nothing evil. Just highly specific, deeply satisfying imaginary inconveniences.

O' Hex No wizard
READY TO GET PETTY?

DON'T GET
EVEN.
GET PETTY.

Pick the spell. Name the deserving party. We'll notify the universe. Allegedly. Choose $1, $5, or $20 magic, or go all in with the $30 Super Hex.

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O' Hex No wizard
October Special O' Hex No Our approach Ready to get petty

WHY
O' HEX NO?

Because sometimes forgiveness is beautiful. And sometimes you'd rather wish somebody a shopping cart with one bad wheel.
100%

HARMLESS

Petty entertainment. Zero actual dark magic. The wizard has standards.

10/10

SATISFYING

Sometimes simply putting the thought into the universe is enough.

∞

LEVELS OF PETTY

Coworkers. Exes. Neighbors. Random people who don't return shopping carts.

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FIVE BUCKS.

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What makes O' Hex No different isn't the magic.

It's the extremely unnecessary level of specificity.

OUR
MAGIC MIX.

01

PETTY, BUT MAKE IT PERSONAL

Pick an inconvenience that perfectly matches the crime against your patience.

02

HARMLESS BY DEFAULT

No doom. No destruction. Just deeply inconvenient imaginary consequences.

03

WE RESPECT THE GRUDGE

Tiny annoyance or lifelong beef, the wizard does not judge. Much.

04

OUTCOMES NOT GUARANTEED

Because this is entertainment. The universe has terrible customer service.

Open O' Hex No spell book
FOUR LEVELS. ONE QUESTIONABLE COPING MECHANISM.

PICK YOUR
LEVEL OF PETTY.

Start small. Escalate responsibly. Or don't. Choose $1 Petty Magic, $5 Serious Petty Magic, $20 Premium Magic, or the $30 Super Hex.

PETTY MAGIC$1
9 SPELLS

THE STUBBED TOE SPELL

Small, specific, harmless imaginary inconvenience for offenses that deserve exactly one dollar of petty.

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9 SPELLS

THE SLOW WI-FI CURSE

For the people who earned more than a minor inconvenience but still do not deserve anything actually terrible.

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6 SPELLS • OCTOBER SPECIAL

THE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG HEX

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ALL 18 $1 + $5 SPELLS

WHY PICK ONE WHEN YOU CAN PICK EIGHTEEN?

Every $1 Petty Magic spell and every $5 Serious Petty Magic spell combined for one very deserving recipient.

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YOUR PETTINESS.
OUR PROBLEM.

You've got a life to live.
We'll handle the imaginary sorcery.

Petty Magic Department

You bring the grudge. We bring the wizard, the spell book and a wildly unnecessary amount of ceremony.


Start Something
Petty Spells Mild cosmic inconvenience.
Custom Targets You know who they are.
The Grimoire Our growing collection of nonsense.
Zero Actual Evil We have lawyers too.
Immediate Satisfaction Emotionally, anyway.
Cosmic Support Response times may vary.
A DIFFERENT STARTING POINT? There's room for that too.
JUST BROWSING?

Open the Grimoire SPELL BOOK

Browse our highly questionable collection of petty spells before committing to anything.

  • See every spell
  • Find your exact level of petty
  • Laugh at things you probably shouldn't
Browse Spells
SOMEONE IN MIND?

Cast a Spell

Skip the window shopping. Go directly to petty.

  • Choose your spell
  • Name the deserving party
  • Release it into the universe
Hex It

QUESTIONS.
THEN PETTINESS.

Reasonable questions about a completely unreasonable little website.

Read the full FAQ
No. O' Hex No is entertainment. We cannot actually ruin someone's Tuesday through supernatural means.
Nope. The whole point is harmless, ridiculous, petty fun.
Petty enough to be satisfying. Not petty enough to require legal representation.
You enjoy the emotional satisfaction of having officially notified the universe.
Absolutely. But he's seen worse.

PEOPLE
HAVE SPOKEN.

Reviews shown are for entertainment purposes only. Which is legally much less impressive than “verified supernatural results.”
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My ex hit every red light on the way home and then stepped in something wet while wearing socks. I feel healed.
SATISFIED CUSTOMER*
Whoever did this, your mom's a witch.
FROM THE HEXED*
His charger only works at one specific angle now. Five stars.
DEFINITELY REAL PERSON*

YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR. JUST HEX THEM ALREADY.