Questions?
O' HEX YES.
How does this work? Will they know it was you? Can they send one back? Is Extra JuJu actual JuJu? Excellent questions.
Before you
bother the
wizard...
O' HEX NO! is pretty simple. Pick a petty spell, tell us who deserves it, customize your order, and we'll handle the digital delivery.
The recipient gets the bad news. You get the satisfaction of knowing you've invested actual money into being petty.
Still have questions? That's why this page exists.
The important
stuff.
01 What exactly is O' HEX NO!?
O' HEX NO! is a novelty entertainment service that lets you send ridiculous digital spells, hexes and other petty cosmic inconveniences to friends, exes, coworkers and other deserving souls.
It's entertainment. We're selling the joke, not supernatural powers.
02 Are these spells actually real?
O' HEX NO!
Our spells, hexes, curses, Extra JuJu and other magical nonsense are fictional novelty entertainment. We do not claim or guarantee supernatural or real-world results.
If Chad's Wi-Fi mysteriously stops working afterward, that's between Chad and the universe.
03 How does casting a spell work?
Pick the spell you want, enter the requested recipient information, choose any upgrades, complete checkout and we'll prepare and deliver the digital spell experience.
Basically: pick it, personalize it, pay for it, cast it.
04 What does the person I hex receive?
The recipient receives a digital notification letting them know that a spell has been cast upon them, along with information related to the spell and any applicable personalization.
Depending on the order, they may also receive the opportunity to Cast Back.
05 Will they know I sent it?
That depends on how you place the order.
If you want to keep your name out of the recipient experience, you can add our $1 anonymity option.
Anonymity applies to what we reveal to the recipient. It does not mean O' HEX NO! or our payment providers have no transaction information associated with the purchase.
06 What is Cast Back?
Revenge. But organized.
When an eligible recipient receives their spell, they may be given a link allowing them to send one back to the original caster at 50% off the applicable spell price.
The Cast Back ends the loop. We're creating petty entertainment, not starting a multigenerational wizard feud.
07 Can they Cast Back forever?
No.
The original recipient can use the Cast Back opportunity associated with the original spell. The chain ends there.
Otherwise two petty people could theoretically fund this company forever, which sounds fantastic financially but irresponsible spiritually.
08 Can I add my own message?
Yep. A personalized message can be added for $1.
Keep it funny. Don't use O' HEX NO! to threaten, harass, stalk, intimidate or send illegal or genuinely harmful content.
09 What is Extra JuJu?
For $3, you can upgrade your spell with Extra JuJu.
Does it contain measurable supernatural energy? Absolutely not.
Does paying three additional dollars make your act of pettiness feel considerably more committed? Absolutely.
10 What is Double Trouble?
Sometimes one spell just doesn't adequately communicate your level of disappointment.
Double Trouble lets you add a second spell from the same pricing tier for 50% of the original spell price.
11 How much do spells cost?
O' HEX NO! spells are organized into $1, $5 and $20 tiers.
Optional upgrades can increase the final purchase price depending on how committed you are to the bit.
12 Do you offer refunds?
Do we offer refunds? O' HEX NO!
Okay, the legal people require slightly more information than that.
Because our services are digital and may be fulfilled immediately, completed orders are generally non-refundable. Limited exceptions may apply to things like verified duplicate charges, billing errors or a technical failure where the purchased service was never fulfilled.
13 What if I enter the wrong email address?
Double-check the recipient information before submitting your order.
If incorrect information prevents delivery, contact us as soon as possible. Whether we can correct it may depend on whether the order has already been processed or delivered.
14 Do you keep the recipient's information?
We process recipient information as needed to fulfill the purchased service, deliver related transactional communications, operate features such as Cast Back, maintain security and prevent abuse.
Giving us someone's email address for a spell does not automatically subscribe that person to unrelated promotional marketing.
See our Privacy Policy for the boring-but-important details.
15 Can I hex literally anyone?
Within reason.
O' HEX NO! is intended for harmless novelty entertainment. Don't use it for threats, stalking, harassment, discrimination, fraud, intimidation, illegal activity or anything that turns a dumb joke into an actual problem.
Petty is the brand. Criminal is not.
16 Can O' HEX NO! refuse to send my spell?
Yep.
We may reject or cancel content or orders involving suspected fraud, technical problems, prohibited content, safety concerns or activity that violates our policies or applicable law.
Even the wizard has boundaries.
How petty
are we
talking?
Low-Stakes Chaos
For minor offenses, annoying coworkers, questionable group-chat behavior and people who deserve exactly one dollar of your energy.
We're Committed Now
Five dollars means this wasn't merely an intrusive thought. You entered payment information and everything.
Financially Petty
You could have bought lunch. Instead, you bought this. We respect the commitment.
Add a little
extra
nonsense.
Because apparently purchasing the spell itself wasn't enough.
Stay Anonymous
$1Keep designated purchaser-identifying information out of the recipient experience.
Extra JuJu
$3Absolutely unmeasurable. Emotionally priceless. Financially, three dollars.
Personal Message
$1Add your own little note because sometimes the universe needs context.
Double Trouble
+50%Add a second spell from the same tier for half the original spell price.
Still confused?
That's mildly concerning.
Pick a spell. Pick a person. Customize the chaos. Pay us an irresponsible amount between one and thirty-something dollars. We deliver the digital nonsense. They question your maturity. Everybody continues with their day.
